This is so great. Imagine the following story, if you will:
So, it’s 3PM and you’re sitting in front of your favorite coffee shop, talking to a friend about his new web page. Next thing you know, you’re standing next to a homeless guy who’s stumbled up.
“Hey buddy,” he whispers, “I’ve got about sixty pounds of T-bones in this backpack.” WHAT!?
He’s offered you the whole thing for thirty bucks. What a deal! But you’ve only got a twenty on ya.
Most of your bastard friends had wandered off at this point, as this fella seemed “sketchy”. And even the couple that stayed wouldn’t lend you the cash! But you just couldn’t let this go by. So you bought one of his steaks for three bucks. It’s a T-bone, probably cost around eight bucks in the store, and it will taste great with the salad you’re going to make.
Now, the thing is your friends are all saying, “What are you doing!? I wouldn’t eat that!” Which you don’t get. It’s sealed, dated today, he kept them on ice, (yes, in his bag,) and it’ll be cooked. What’s the big deal, bitch?
I’ll tell you what the big deal is, bitch! You’re not armed with the latest amazing bacteriological detection technology, the SensorFresh Q, because it’s only 2001 and it hasn’t even been invented yet!!!