Bend over Abigail May is the title of the blog post pointing out this insane steak rant by one of my most favorite awesome comedians, Patton Oswalt. It’s dirty and loud and you most definitely need headphones, especially if at work or with children or grandmothers around.

“Every time you eat a steak, a hippie’s hackey-sack goes down the sewer.” –P.O.

and one more time, let’s hear it for totally rad food scumbags at Grocery Eats