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Bend over Abigail May is the title of the blog post pointing out this insane steak rant by one of my most favorite awesome comedians, Patton Oswalt. It’s dirty and loud and you most definitely need headphones, especially if at work or with children or grandmothers around.
“Every time you eat a steak, a hippie’s hackey-sack goes down the sewer.” –P.O.
and one more time, let’s hear it for totally rad food scumbags at Grocery Eats
Ribeye, The Mea[t] of Love
Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 in Recipes, Photos, Internet
The Pioneer Woman Cooks! » The Meal of Love, Part III: Pan-Fried Ribeye Steak
This is an update. I’d said in the earlier thing from Pioneer Woman Cooks that we’d had here on here before. I cannot even begin to verify that, so I’m posting her OTHER hellafanastic story (it’s a three parter actually, beginning here but that’s not about steak). This one is called the meal of love, but I am calling my entry the MEAT of love. It was a Valentine’s day story, and I’m being crass about it in retrospect, because you know ….
No really. I had a great Valentine’s day. No ribeye though. But it was great.
Anyway, here’s why we love Pioneer Woman Cooks, because of her adorable writing:
Mmmmm. Do you realize how much your sweetie (or friend or Orkin Man or aunt or dad) is going to LOVE you after you place this deliciousness in front of them?
gizmo of stats
Posted on Thursday, March 6, 2008 in Not Steak, Internet
It’s not about steak at all. but about some baseball stats for a homie of mine on sportsblogsnation.com *(not real URL).
Gizmodo: “Did You Hear Me? I Said a Steak Toaster”
Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 in Gadgets, Funnies, Internet

Good Eatin: A Steak Toaster. Did You Hear Me? I Said a Steak Toaster
Why make a whole production out of it? What you need, my friend, is a steak toaster.
Fuck You Disgusting Flesh Ads! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
Posted on Friday, January 25, 2008 in Funnies, Photos, News, Internet

Fuck You Disgusting Flesh Ads! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
This personal form of activisim I find quite interesting.
Take a picture of yourself giving the finger to stuff you hate, like Steak.
[update: 2/28/08, veganbutterfly removed this most evocative and compelling picture. boo hoo!]
Complaint #23
Posted on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 in Funnies, Internet
I have found the best little blog. I’m reading the whole thing today.
It’s called WhiteWhine.com
Here’s the greatest steak whine ever:
Complaint #23
“We never have seafood anymore, it’s always steak, steak, steak.”
August 7, 2007
Cooking and Screaming: Vinegar Beef
Posted on Wednesday, January 2, 2008 in Recipes, Internet
Cooking and Screaming: Vinegar Beef
So I didn’t set out to make Vinegar Beef, but it sure did end up that way. I found arecognizable cut of meat, a T-Bone, at the MAxima, which is Lithuanian Wal-Mart, including the smell, and brought two of them home yesterday morning.
Sheer blog poetry. Wow.
Really, the whole blog is a great adventure in cooking and living abroad and coping.
Yeek! Some kind of steak caption thing
Posted on Friday, September 28, 2007 in Photos, News, Internet
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I ran into this flickr set of steak icons with really strange captions on them, while I was putting together this week’s Steak Mosaic. Read them all. Hopefully nobody will notice that I’ve linked them, some of these seem dangerous. This is also why I’m not even going to mention how, um, bizarre the “drawing” of “steak” is in this picture. Let’s just leave that alone. |
How to Turn Cheap “Choice” Steaks into Gucci “Prime” Steaks | Jaden’s Steamy Kitchen
Posted on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 in Tricks, Recipes, Internet

How to Turn Cheap “Choice” Steaks into Gucci “Prime” Steaks | Jaden’s Steamy Kitchen
This seems like a fairly intuitive process for “improving” steaks. Now that I’m sort of sick of buying and preparing and eating ribbyes, I think it’s time to try this. Some other people tried it, and documented it in their flickr and it sounds like it worked for them too.
See if you can figure out which tile of my recent Steak Mosaic represents that process!
I’m going to try it too, probably won’t photograph it, but I’ll definitely report back.
[UPDATE 9/19/07 19:45] I tried it, and while I was too fragging impatient to leave the Thrift-N-Save ordinary NYStrip on the grill long enough, the flavor and tenderness of the part that was cooked properly was quite good. Now, I’m not super-certain I wasn’t just experiencing a rare NYStrip with lots of salt, or if the meat actually changed character.
Take-away points: a) get used to doing steaks on the Weber-Q; b) trust the little tiny meat thermometers; c) touch test.
Cows Unite
Posted on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 in Funnies, Not Steak, News, Internet

Apparently, cows “want” to walk around in the sunshiny green meadows, and to not be treated like machines.
I wonder if they also “feel resentment” about being cut up and grilled?
Whatever your point of view (and I hope you’re here because your point of view is that you really, really love to eat the bountiful goodness provided for our health and pleasure by God’s wonderous creation, Cattle) … I just want to say, they’re talking about DAIRY cows. It’s DAIRY cows who are trying to band together to demand better working conditions in the production of MILK! This has 100% NOTHING whatsoever to do with the cattle whose sole purpose on this earth is as a vessel for the conversion of vegetable matter into life-giving beefsteak which brings us closer to holiness.
Thank you very much,
The SteakFeed Team.
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I can’t believe this. I have to try them! I’ve contacted the retailer (www.sharperimage.com — D’oh!) |
Well, here we are.
Posted on Monday, June 18, 2007 in Not Steak, News, Internet
I’m not sure you’ll notice, unless you take your cue from the empty cartons laying around and the stale odor, but we’ve just recently come up at some new hosting digs.
Yeah, the place is looking a little bit of a shambles. That big ugly green box across the top; the logo hanging out one of the side windows; the little doodads and crap that have settled back down into a jumble on the bottom floor.
But we’ll get the grill fired up here pretty soon, and tidy up a bit. We think you’ll like it here a little bit better. It’s faster, for sure. And we have a bunch more flexibility with what we can do. We might even put up a Steak Wiki out back, who knows?
Keep us in your thoughts, drop by for a drink and to socialize every now and then.
Steak Mosaic 6/15/07
Posted on Friday, June 15, 2007 in Photos, Internet
1. Caesars Palace - Nero’s ribeye steak, 2. Steak me, 3. MMMM Meaty, 4. Another cow, 5. Breaking Diet / Mmm Steak / Day 7, 6. BBQ Orgy.., 7. F*ck You Disgusting Flesh Ads!, 8. YES, I’m Hungry!, 9. Beer and Steak, 10. A friend. Wibaux, Montana., 11. schteak, 12. Project365-097
Steak Mosaic 6/15/07
Originally uploaded by Quacky
Created with fd’s Flickr Toys.
scouting the myspace blogs, pt.4
Posted on Friday, June 15, 2007 in Internet
Guitar Dynamics: What did the pork chop say to the steak?Nice to meat you!
Quiet These Paintings Are: what the f*ck dan
Soldier For The Broken : So today was our Free Steak dinner that we got at Jack’s for hitting $30,000.
Currently watching :
Another Gay Movie
Release date: By 21 November, 2006
For Father’s Day, Get Him What He Wants Most: Steak and Beer!
If your dad’s anything like mine, he tells you that he wants absolutely nothing for Father’s Day. What he really means is that he just doesn’t want to see YOU on Father’s Day.
Seriously. Happy Father’s Day, dads. Eat a steak!
Steak Mosaic 6/8/07
Posted on Friday, June 8, 2007 in Photos, Internet

Steak Mosaic 6/8/07
Originally uploaded by Quacky
1. IMG_1534, 2. Steak, 3. Big Texan Steak Ranch - Amarillo, Texas, 4. Steak T-bones Burgers Restaurant @ 2540 Eglinton Ave East, 5. Filet Mignon Salad, 6. Tried and Tasted, 7. Juicy Lucy, 8. Meat Face
Created with fd’s Flickr Toys.










