Here is a selection of topical headlines from Fake News Web Colossus, The Onion:
Piggly Wiggly Scouting Report Indicates J.J. Hardy Enjoys Rib-Eye Steaks
MILWAUKEE—A Piggly Wiggly-sponsored scouting report shown during an at-bat by Brewers shortstop J.J. Hardy Sunday indicated that his major weakness is a hankering for Piggly Wiggly-brand certified angus beef boneless rib-eye steaks, now just $4.99 a pound.
Dozens Dead In Chicago-Area Meatwave
“The excessively high level of pork loins, sirloin tips, bratwurst, and other meats was indisputably the number-one factor in these deaths,” said Chicago mayor Richard Daley, speaking from his temporary command center at Ruth’s Chris Steak House on North Dearborn Street.
I Wish I’d Spent Valentine’s Day Eating A Prix Fixe Dinner, But I Was Too Busy Getting Beheaded
After all, it’s a little hard for the man of the hour to eat a steak when his mouth is no longer attached to his esophagus. — St. Valentine
New ‘Steak & Onion’ Potato Chips Taste Disturbingly Like Steak And Onions
MONTPELIER, VT—A bag of Murley’s Steak & Onion Potato Chips deeply disturbed Montpelier-area snacker Vince Houghton Monday, delivering an artificially created flavor so similar to actual steak and onions as to be unsettling.
And from the Radio:
Listen: Microwavable Steak Renews Area Man’s Faith in Humanity
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I just now heard about Damon’s Steakhouse 70th Anniversary Meatfest, that happened a while back. That would have been super fun! Maybe we’ll catch them on the 75th!
Meatfest! via Gridskipper
Car Counselor: Steak and service | West Seattle Herald
Auto repair is a lot like that steak. There are many choices in where to take your vehicles for service, and sometimes a wide range of prices for service. A shop that is properly equipped and employs well-trained and experienced technicians may seem more expensive at first, but before you choose the lower-priced options, examine what you get for your money.
Digg - Sitemeter Crashing Web Sites Using Internet Explorer on Augu
Sitemeter Crashing Web Sites Using Internet Explorer on Augu
oneprojectcloser.com — Sitemeter is taking down the internet on August 1, 2008. Every site loaded with sitemeter’s tracking code is failing.
Bite my ass SiteMeter. /me REMOVE CODE
Fuck You Disgusting Flesh Ads! on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
This personal form of activisim I find quite interesting.
Take a picture of yourself giving the finger to stuff you hate, like Steak.
[update: 2/28/08, veganbutterfly removed this most evocative and compelling picture. boo hoo!]
Items from various places [old but interesting]:
And great photography too!
If you have time, take a look at Dan Hershman’s other photos too. They’re nice.
Also, if you have even more time, hike up to Anchorage and let me know how the steaks are at Club Paris.
