This brief dearth of any substantial writing brought to you by a one-time gig writing something for These Jerks.
Meanwhile, stay tuned for another steak mosaic and maybe I’ll drag something out of the pile of Drafts stinking up the place.
June 29, 2007
June 26, 2007
Steak Mosaic 6/26/07
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1. Cara had steak, 2. Raw, 3. Steak Frites, |
June 19, 2007
Cows Unite
Apparently, cows “want” to walk around in the sunshiny green meadows, and to not be treated like machines.
I wonder if they also “feel resentment” about being cut up and grilled?
Whatever your point of view (and I hope you’re here because your point of view is that you really, really love to eat the bountiful goodness provided for our health and pleasure by God’s wonderous creation, Cattle) … I just want to say, they’re talking about DAIRY cows. It’s DAIRY cows who are trying to band together to demand better working conditions in the production of MILK! This has 100% NOTHING whatsoever to do with the cattle whose sole purpose on this earth is as a vessel for the conversion of vegetable matter into life-giving beefsteak which brings us closer to holiness.
Thank you very much,
The SteakFeed Team.
June 18, 2007
trump
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I can’t believe this. I have to try them! I’ve contacted the retailer (www.sharperimage.com — D’oh!) |
Well, here we are.
I’m not sure you’ll notice, unless you take your cue from the empty cartons laying around and the stale odor, but we’ve just recently come up at some new hosting digs.
Yeah, the place is looking a little bit of a shambles. That big ugly green box across the top; the logo hanging out one of the side windows; the little doodads and crap that have settled back down into a jumble on the bottom floor.
But we’ll get the grill fired up here pretty soon, and tidy up a bit. We think you’ll like it here a little bit better. It’s faster, for sure. And we have a bunch more flexibility with what we can do. We might even put up a Steak Wiki out back, who knows?
Keep us in your thoughts, drop by for a drink and to socialize every now and then.
June 15, 2007
May 31, 2007
Surprises Ahead
This is a pretty big deal for us. Probably not such a big deal for you. But stay tuned. We’ve got some surprises in store for SteakFEED.com.
You might observe things get bumpy or flaky. Or, considering the fact that there are so few of you, reading so seldom, this whole thing might pass by completely unnoticed.
If a blog crashes but nobody reads it, does it make a sound?
May 30, 2007
sorry!
Our gmail <steakfeed AT gmail.com > has gone astray. In all honesty, we forgot we had it and never went to read it.
Now we find that a few of you have written. We apologize, and promise it will never happen again.
Now then… what was it you were saying? You want to Write For Us?
May 26, 2007
Getting what we deserve this year for our birthday
Did you know it’s our birthday?? Isn’t that cool?? We’ve been Typing About Steak for a whole year now!!!
Happy birthday to us.
So? What the heck did you get us for our birthday? Uh… Excuse us? You want us to pick it out ourselves, and you’ll pay for it? You’re going to reimburse us for our birthday present? That’s so cheap. We can’t believe it! How could you think that would be a good gift? Do you not know the meaning of the word “gift“?
Here’s an idea, how about, along with remuneration for the gift we select for ourselves, you just go ahead and pay us a decent wage for the time we have to spend choosing and purchasing our OWN DAMN BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!??!?!?
You totally forgot didn’t you? I knew it. I knew you’d never remember our first birthday, don’t even try to cover for your sorry self by trying to make us think you’re generous when you’re really just brandishing cash and making us do all the shopping and thinking. I bet you don’t even have dinner plans for us, do you?
Gadgets We’re Buying Ourselves For Our Lonely 1st Birthday
- Personalized Branding Iron, or Monogrammed Steak Brand, Triple Initials [because, sorry, we're neglected and lonely ... we get crazy fantasies sometimes ... you know, lone ranger, ... vast prairies ... red-hot iron searing flesh]
- Disposable BBQ Grill [because we all have to face the temporary nature of everything, and how ultimately alone we are, without solidity or permanence]
- Rocket Pepper Grinder [because it's time to fly]
May 25, 2007
Looking for collaborators around the world
Steakfeed would really like to be a big shared resource of steak dining and preparation writings by a happy community of steak enthusiasts. We need your help to do that!
If you’re crazy about steak, whether it be the steakhouse dining experience, finding really great steak meals on the cheap or on the street, or your absolute favorite grilling or marinade secret recipe … You should share it with the world! Bring your words and your steak knives, but please leave the A-1 sauce in the fridge for the next time you make meatloaf.
Write for steakfeed, and share the meat!